I’m sure you’ve heard the news by now but just in case you haven’t, Snooki of Jersey Shore fame is pregnant. We don’t even know where to begin on this one, there’s just too much going on. Between the alcohol consumption and copious tanning, that little baby will probably come out looking a lot like a Cheeto. We feel bad for the little guy (or girl) already. And what’s worse?? The absolute end of Jersey Shore. And Vinnie just came back! There’s no justice in this world. Snooki, you’ve screwed our Thursday nights.